The Internet is littered with motivational speakers ready to empower you to conquer the world. But I prefer to be realistic. Instead of giving you all the early morning motivation to convince yourself that you're worthy, loved, and important, I'm going to hit you with a hard dose of reality. You'll be ready to make the most of your day the best that you can- by failing miserably per usual.

The Internet is littered with motivational speakers ready to empower you to conquer the world. But I prefer to be realistic. Instead of giving you all the early morning motivation to convince yourself that you're worthy, loved, and important, I'm going to hit you with a hard dose of reality. You'll be ready to make the most of your day the best that you can- by failing miserably per usual.