I only plan to mock you a little for being as old as you are and never getting laid. But moreover, the purpose of this clip is to really fuck with your head. Let's face it, if a girl was going to lower herself enough to agree to be with you she'd likely assume you've had a couple turns at bat. But would you even know where to start? Could you even handle seeing her in a bra without blowing your load? If you were to have sex at this point you'd only end up embarrassing yourself. Let those dreams of getting laid just fall by the wayside, otherwise your pride may take a hit of epic proportions.

I only plan to mock you a little for being as old as you are and never getting laid. But moreover, the purpose of this clip is to really fuck with your head. Let's face it, if a girl was going to lower herself enough to agree to be with you she'd likely assume you've had a couple turns at bat. But would you even know where to start? Could you even handle seeing her in a bra without blowing your load? If you were to have sex at this point you'd only end up embarrassing yourself. Let those dreams of getting laid just fall by the wayside, otherwise your pride may take a hit of epic proportions.