The job of every man in the world is to please women. Most are able to do that sexually. However your grotesque, rotund physique and practically nonexistent dick rule that out completely. But don't worry you fat bastard- you still serve a purpose. Laughing at you provides a great chuckle for all the women you encounter. Your sagging tits, hanging gut, and 8 chins are enough to cause even the sweetest girl to point and laugh at the freak of nature standing before her!

The job of every man in the world is to please women. Most are able to do that sexually. However your grotesque, rotund physique and practically nonexistent dick rule that out completely. But don't worry you fat bastard- you still serve a purpose. Laughing at you provides a great chuckle for all the women you encounter. Your sagging tits, hanging gut, and 8 chins are enough to cause even the sweetest girl to point and laugh at the freak of nature standing before her!