It’s no secret. We love laughing at guys like you. And I used ‘guys’ so lightly. I mean, with that tiny dick of yours, it might as well be a clit. But that’s neither here nor there. Guys like you are beyond pathetic. I mean, look at this condom we found. It’s barely even unrolled and we all know it’s STILL too big. Should we just go ahead and get you some finger gloves from the first aid isle? Those seem like they’d be a better fit for that little tic tac between your legs. We can’t even fathom how you function as a male with a penis that small.

It’s no secret. We love laughing at guys like you. And I used ‘guys’ so lightly. I mean, with that tiny dick of yours, it might as well be a clit. But that’s neither here nor there. Guys like you are beyond pathetic. I mean, look at this condom we found. It’s barely even unrolled and we all know it’s STILL too big. Should we just go ahead and get you some finger gloves from the first aid isle? Those seem like they’d be a better fit for that little tic tac between your legs. We can’t even fathom how you function as a male with a penis that small.