You’re so pathetic and useless, that I literally have to look for, and find, a use for you. That’s why you get to be my good little ashtray today. I mean how fitting right? An ashtray can be anything. Literally. There’s an endless amount of things I could use as an ashtray. AND they’re all basically disposable. Things to just be used and thrown away. Like I said, it’s fitting. So on your knees and open wide, bitch. Taste my ashes and feel so pathetically thankful for the opportunity. You’re welcome.