How many times do I have to catch you staring at my feet? I guess I might as well give you what you really want. But not without consequence. I’ll let you get off to my pretty feet but I’ve got some rules. Any time I have my toes bent back, green light, you have to stroke as fast as you can... Yellow light, my soles will be scrunched, you stroke slowly. And red light, you stop completely any time I wiggle my toes. Got it? Good. Let us begin.