I just love sending you out into the world with my various toilet tasks. Indulging in your shameful ways, one public toilet at a time. Today I want you at the grocery store you most frequent. That way, if you get busted, you’ll have the pleasure of having to show your face there again. Oh, and bring me in there with you. Ear buds in, with my gorgeous voice, right in your ear telling you just what to do.

I just love sending you out into the world with my various toilet tasks. Indulging in your shameful ways, one public toilet at a time. Today I want you at the grocery store you most frequent. That way, if you get busted, you’ll have the pleasure of having to show your face there again. Oh, and bring me in there with you. Ear buds in, with my gorgeous voice, right in your ear telling you just what to do.