We both know you’re not out here enjoying the nightlife. But I am! And while I’m out here enjoying life, you’re at home waiting around for me to come home. There’s nothing tastier than me coming home with my feet all funky after a night out. There’s nothing more exhilarating for you, than hearing about my night while you tongue-scrub the remnants of the evening, off my feet.

We both know you’re not out here enjoying the nightlife. But I am! And while I’m out here enjoying life, you’re at home waiting around for me to come home. There’s nothing tastier than me coming home with my feet all funky after a night out. There’s nothing more exhilarating for you, than hearing about my night while you tongue-scrub the remnants of the evening, off my feet.