I’m well aware that ideally, you’d love to be in MY bathroom, licking MY toilet. But let’s face it. We both know you’d make a mediocre slave. And unfortunately for you, even for a toilet licking loser, my standards are higher than mediocre. That’s why you’re going to practice on your own toilet, until you’ve MASTERED licking a toilet clean. Maybe then, we’ll talk.

I’m well aware that ideally, you’d love to be in MY bathroom, licking MY toilet. But let’s face it. We both know you’d make a mediocre slave. And unfortunately for you, even for a toilet licking loser, my standards are higher than mediocre. That’s why you’re going to practice on your own toilet, until you’ve MASTERED licking a toilet clean. Maybe then, we’ll talk.