I go to talk to my landlord to beg him not to evict me. I don't have rent money but I'll do anything he wants! He tells me there's one thing I can do..let him and his friend use both my holes and spitroast me!

I go to talk to my landlord to beg him not to evict me. I don't have rent money but I'll do anything he wants! He tells me there's one thing I can do..let him and his friend use both my holes and spitroast me!