Local politician Rachel Dee comes canvasing at my door. She's running for town council and immediately starts in with her campaign pitch. "I have programs to help the older unemployed women" Oh really?? Come on in missy - let's hear more about you helping poor older women like me who sit around all day watching television - I surf the internet! And you see Miss Rachel, even though you are cleaned up and dressed in satin and a nice secretary pencil skirt, I recognize you from the porn sites on the web! Rachel is appalled and in full denial mode when I rip open her purple satin blouse. Button... Show more