These religious zealot are relentless. At my door every single day shoving their propaganda into my hands. Young Jehovah Witness preacher Aiden Valentine has been here four days in a row and yet again I open the door and there he is with his holy book in his hand quoting scripture. Again he tells me my soul is doomed if I don't repent and follow Jehovah. I tell the boy I am into crystals and wave one in his face and soon his eyes cross and roll back in his head and he becomes super pliable like putty in my hands. I maneuver him between my legs as I wrap rope around his upper arms cinching i... Show more