A young tenacious door to door sales guy is annoying me to no end today knocking at my door every few minutes. He is relentless and desperate to make a sale. I've had enough of his persistance and decide to teach him a lesson. I invite him in and offer him a glass of water before he begins his sales pitch. He nervously gulps it down and I ask him if he read the sign at the entrance to my community - NO SOLICITORS!!! Kyle Kane stutters and slurs his words as the drink begins to take effect. He mentions how hot he is and I offer to make him more comfortable by stripping him of his shirt. I re... Show more