My mechanic at the BMW dealership tried to upsell me a bunch of nonsense but when I refused I think he rigged my car so it wouldn't start. I crank and crank, getting pissed and desperate. I think I see him getting his jollies watching - no that can't be - and I get back to cranking and trying to get my car started. I kind of freak out because I really need my car and I can't afford all the fixes. Fuck! FML!