Have you been a good boy or a bad boy this year? Well you've certainly been working hard to put a smile on my face...at the detriment of your own marriage. Oh well! Sounds like after neglecting your wife for so long that you'll probably be getting a divorce for Christmas. Look on the bright side though...all that extra time you'll now be able to spend on me. All that extra cash you can use to spoil me with. This will really work out for us in the long run. Don't be too sad about how you really fucked up your relationship and see the positive. Now you can fully commit to being my bitch!