Why bother going to church on Sundays when you could kneel before Me and worship like a good, devoted minion. I know you're been searching for purpose and meaning to your existence, and now I have given you one. To submit yourself to My divine power, to kneel before Me and pray, to devote yourself to serving My whims. Give up your old religions and gods, there is only Me now. It is Me that you will worship. It is Me you will build altars to. It is Me you will serve and tithe. There is only Me, I am your new religion.