We can't exactly call that tiny little nub that sits between your legs a cock now can we? That deformity isn't enough to give anyone pleasure. I'm surprised you're under the impression that something that small bring anyone pleasure, including you. I'm sure you're used to being laughed at the second a woman sees what you have. I'm sure seeing you attempt to jerk off would be hilarious! I could always use some entertainment so let's see. I even got you some loser condoms that will be perfect for a shrimp dicked bitch like you!