Your porn addiction has caused several of your co-workers to file complaints with HR, now they are breathing down my neck to do something with you. With your out of control libido I decide that maybe you can be of some sexual use to me, but one look at your tiny dick and I launch into a tirade. Small dicks don't deserve pleasure, small dicks don't deserve anything. I'm sure you have an out of control porn addiction because you know you're never going to get laid, so you can only watch.