Too long you've been creeping about, staring at my feeds and clips without making the leap and finally giving in...until today. This will the clip you buy, this will be the clip that ensnares you under my control, this will be the clip that starts your addiction and spiral. No more lurking, no more wondering what it would be like to give in, no more simply watching from the outside. Today you become a member of the cult.

Too long you've been creeping about, staring at my feeds and clips without making the leap and finally giving in...until today. This will the clip you buy, this will be the clip that ensnares you under my control, this will be the clip that starts your addiction and spiral. No more lurking, no more wondering what it would be like to give in, no more simply watching from the outside. Today you become a member of the cult.