Did you know that all across the globe, old places of worship have been converted into hotels and B&Bs? You can rent a room for yourself in an old church, convent, or monastery to play out some of your most filthy and depraved fantasies of religious domination and seduction by the clergy.

I'm not saying I want to seduce you in the choir loft and then ass fuck you at the altar.. but I'm not not saying it.

If you'd like me to say it though... you'll have to buy my audio. I promise it'll be hot as hell!