Wouldn't you love being my model as I make a pretty little dress, fit just for you? We'd have to start with the pretty, silky, sexy shapewear to give you the right silhouette to begin with.. and maybe we should put make-up on you when we're done to complete the look.

I'm sure you'll be beautiful, and very passable as a woman. But do you suppose the men you try to pick up will agree?