Opening your eyes, seeing Me right above you after a long night of drinking, you're wondering why you're tied up on the couch. What is going on??
You fucked up way too many times and it's time for you to pay. You're a loser who doesn't deserve his wife, My best friend, and trust Me, she will dump your ass if she knows what you're really up to behind your back, and I'd honestly pay to see your crying ass after getting what you deserve.
I don't want to break her heart so in the meantime I'll just take advantage of you in every way possible. Starting now.