Just like anything one wants to become in life, the first step is to rid yourself from limiting beliefs. Repeating affirmations reinforces your beliefs about yourself and shape your subconscious mind into whatever you want it to be ...within realistic expectations, of course. You know you're a loser, and will be one forever, but you just can't fully accept it yet and live to your full potential as what you truly are. Let Me help you set the record straight for you. Those affirmations will shape you into your true loser self. WARNING: it's going to hurt.