You've been dreading it all winter, when spring comes you'll have no excuse to crawl into your loser hideaway. But the social interactions aren't what you dread... Short skirts, long legs, happy couples, the list goes on. Since you can't lock yourself away, you should at least not leave the house without a cage. We don't want to risk you getting involved in an unpleasant situation, do we?

You've been dreading it all winter, when spring comes you'll have no excuse to crawl into your loser hideaway. But the social interactions aren't what you dread... Short skirts, long legs, happy couples, the list goes on. Since you can't lock yourself away, you should at least not leave the house without a cage. We don't want to risk you getting involved in an unpleasant situation, do we?