Whatever you’re supposed to be doing right now, it no longer matters. As soon as you buy this, you’re on my time. And I dictate how your daily life is going to go.

Hungry? Tired? Working? Laying next to wifey? I don’t care.

When Amina calls, you answer. If I’m in the mood to play, to make you my dancing puppet, to have you pump and goon your day away, you’ll obey.

I don’t care if you’ll miss your appointments or skip out on date night. All that matters to me is that you will interrupt any and all obligations in order to make time for worship.

It’s not lik... Show more