It’s time: you need to divorce your wife.

We both know there are plenty of reasons why you should set each other free. I’m just here to encourage what’s best for everyone.

Of course that includes me.

I know it’s such a thrill for you to even consider this as an option, and by the time this clip is over, you might finally be ready to make that move. The only question left will be who gets to give her the news...