It's time for your performance review and you're meeting with me to discuss your service and whether you deserve to remain in my army of slaves or be thrown away and forgotten. You've been proudly and faithfully serving: sending tributes, buying gifts from my wishlist, binging on my clips, you've even built me a shrine! With all of your hard work and dedication, you're confident that you'll pass this review because you are one of my *very* best slaves.

But even with my praise and pleased demeanor at your answers, it isn't long before it becomes apparent that I don't exactly recogni... Show more