You caught me. I've been fucking the neighbor when you're off at work. But if I'm being honest, this is all your fault. If you didn't insist on having dreadfully unsatisfying morning sex before you rushed out, I wouldn't have to invite him over to finish the job you started. So now that I don't have to keep it a secret anymore, how about you just focus on edging and training yourself not to cum so quickly while I get fucked and pleased by the neighbor the way you can't. You get to come home to a happy wife and house, and I get to have as many orgasms as I want. Sound good?