I seriously can't believe you've been perving to my pics on social media and telling our friends about it! I mean, I can't say I'm not flattered, but this level of lustful gooning is just embarrassing. It's one thing to be attracted to a friend, but it's another thing entirely to be completely delusional by even fantasizing about anything remotely sexual between us. You're a great friend, so I don't want to throw away our entire relationship, but this has to stop. And there's only one way I think we can rectify this situation. Don't say I never did anything nice for you.