Don’t buy this if you wouldn’t confess to me that you’re a hopeless simp who lives only to serve Superior Women. I don’t want you.

I was created to live the most comfortable, carefree, peaceful life funded and fueled by simps who are just grateful for the privilege. There’s nothing more romantic and pleasing than a useful beta whose favorite words are “Yes, Goddess” and whose actions show the same. They line up and cast their love by the thousands, so why would I ever expect anything less?

So sorry if you don’t identify as an enlightened and favored simp. Being an entitled...

Don’t buy this if you wouldn’t confess to me that you’re a hopeless simp who lives only to serve Superior Women. I don’t want you.

I was created to live the most comfortable, carefree, peaceful life funded and fueled by simps who are just grateful for the privilege. There’s nothing more romantic and pleasing than a useful beta whose favorite words are “Yes, Goddess” and whose actions show the same. They line up and cast their love by the thousands, so why would I ever expect anything less?

So sorry if you don’t identify as an enlightened and favored simp. Being an entitled “submissive” who wears that label only when horny is such a waste. Feel free to fade into obscurity elsewhere while I’m romanced the way I deserve: by loving, worshipping, kneeling simps only.