I TOTALLY get it. You just LOVE pussy so much, there’s NO WAY you could be gay, not even bi!

I mean... don’t all “straight men” stare at other men’s cocks when watching straight porn? Don’t they all feel inferior and emasculated by it, and yet so extremely compelled to it? Don’t all men watch those women sucking cock with such enthusiam and think, “That’s hot, but I could do BETTER because I know how I would like it!” the way you do? Isn’t it TOTALLY normal and straight to just be a little curious about how it would feel to be fucked by that cock you’re now stroking to in that “str...

I TOTALLY get it. You just LOVE pussy so much, there’s NO WAY you could be gay, not even bi!

I mean... don’t all “straight men” stare at other men’s cocks when watching straight porn? Don’t they all feel inferior and emasculated by it, and yet so extremely compelled to it? Don’t all men watch those women sucking cock with such enthusiam and think, “That’s hot, but I could do BETTER because I know how I would like it!” the way you do? Isn’t it TOTALLY normal and straight to just be a little curious about how it would feel to be fucked by that cock you’re now stroking to in that “straight” porn...?

No, you’re DEFINITELY straight! A little fantasizing now and then doesn’t hurt. Never mind that you find yourself thinking about cock more than just a little. It’s SO natural for you “straight” men to have these cravings and obsessions as long as Superior Women are telling you it is, right?

But just in case...