I hate to be the one to tell you this... but your wife is fucking other men every single time you leave the house. Actually no, I love to be the one to tell you! LOL.

But you knew that already didn’t you? I mean, why else does she seem so happy and satisfied when you come home later? Your tiny peen has never brought THAT smile to her face before. Why else would she be spending all that money on sexy lace lingerie you’ve never seen her in? There’s no way she’s going to risk arousing you and having to fake it through a whole 2 minutes of boring sex. At this point, is it even consider...

I hate to be the one to tell you this... but your wife is fucking other men every single time you leave the house. Actually no, I love to be the one to tell you! LOL.

But you knew that already didn’t you? I mean, why else does she seem so happy and satisfied when you come home later? Your tiny peen has never brought THAT smile to her face before. Why else would she be spending all that money on sexy lace lingerie you’ve never seen her in? There’s no way she’s going to risk arousing you and having to fake it through a whole 2 minutes of boring sex. At this point, is it even considered sex if you’re just rubbing your little clitty against hers?

Or maybe you’re too porn-addicted to even notice. You’ve fried your brain with hours of humiliation over your worthless dicklet and you never seem to figure out why you always crave sex but never get it. But don’t worry about her—she’s been stuffed with all the cock she craves.

I bet it’s turning you on though. Isn’t that ironic? I humiliate you to your face, she humiliates you behind your back, and now you’re jerking to the fact that neither of us want to fuck you! I’m sure this little revelation has your shrimp dick happier than ever. Now go buy us both some new lingerie to get fucked in.