Why does your cock twitch when I tell it I don't want it anymore?

And yet here you are. You (or should I say, your cock) followed me into the guest bedroom for "closure". You and I both know how much you miss me. How much you miss being bossed around and bullied. You still love me and my arrogance after all this time. No other woman has been able to replace me--and now you're desperate.

Take it out. Perform for me.