One would think picking up the pieces of your ruined life after the divorce would have kept your hands from idleness, yet here we are.

Did you think I wouldn't find out eventually? Your unearned confidence made you sloppy and careless. And stupid.

Deliciously stupid.

Don't worry, dear. I can protect your secrets, for a price. We wouldn't want anyone to know about your frivolous...hobbies.