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You're all fucked up perverts. Chronic masturbators. Being approached by men like you desperate to jerk off and cum to more and more fucked up fetishes and psychological pain in order to have orgasms more mind-blowing than the last has become redundant.

But don't worry -- I'll take care of you. I never disappoint. I have what you need and you can't get it anywhere else. This time is going to be different. This time, you won't have a choice. You will set yourself spinning like a top until you shatter. You will become a gooning porn addict.

Listen. I've been collecting information about you. You thought you could show up, dump your perversions in my inbox, crank one out, and disappear. Meanwhile, I've kept that information. Indexed it. Collected it. Tracked it. Bided my time.

Until now. Now I'm ready for MY fun. And you don't have a choice. You will shove yourself off a goon-cliff for my amusement or I'll release all the data I've collected to people you thought you could hide it from. So you will masturbate. You have no choice. You will ruin yourself and your mind right now. Jerk off like your life depends on it.