I thought you seemed pretty cute on your online dating profile, so I invited you over to my place for dinner. I'm interested in you and looking forward to having a fun introduction and date with you until I notice some...aspects about you.

As all first dates go, we're both nervous. Meeting someone new is always stressful but the more I relax, the more anxious you become. I can't help but point out how much shorter I thought you'd be. Not that I'm accusing of you lying on your profile! It's just that your height seems much shorter than I anticipated. I'm near your height too, witho... Show more