Try to name all the filth I stepped in with these sandals. These sandals are disgustingly filthy, and you're going to clean them up with your mouth. Do you know why you're going to do that for me? Because it's what you deserve. You don't deserve clean sandals! Or clean, soft, perfectly pedicured toes and soles. Oh no, filthy perverts like you don't deserve women. This is an honor and privilege for you to even be allowed to clean the filth and garbage from the bottom of my sandals with your mouth. Welcome to your new life as my permanent doormat slave.