In the first part of a three-part series, I guide novice chronic masturbators into becoming fully-fledged gooners. It's not difficult! Everything you'll need to learn will be coached in a format that is easy to follow, exciting, and exceptionally hot.

In this first clip I'll cover the basics in simple to follow instructions. Look for Part 2 and Part 3 of Goon School to complete your Goon Certification.