In what was meant to be a sexy and boastful display of the gift you bought Me instead of your wife, you've instead incurred the wrath of a very very disappointed Miss Bellerose. Of all your gigantic fuckups, this one will hurt you the most. I allowed the perfect opportunity for you to please Me and you FAILED. OF COURSE YOU FAILED. Run off with your tail between your legs you useless moron and BUY ME BETTER GIFTS.