I know what you are. I know EXACTLY what you are. The others at this party are so oblivious to the truth but I'm not. You know it, I know it. We both know it. I can read you like a book and I know what you're hiding. Does that terrify you? It should. What should I do with all this information about you? Perhaps I'll perform my civic duty and inform your friends and colleagues. It would be for your own good. Or perhaps we could agree to some kind of arrangement...to protect you of course.