Tell me-did you really believe I loved you? Be honest. Your gut always told you otherwise, didn't it. It's obvious I'm too good for you. Too sexy, too gorgeous, too smart. You ask yourself all the time what a woman like me is doing with a...man like you. But you've known all along what a woman like me is doing with a man like you.

I've been playing with you for my own amusement. But now I'm bored with you. I found new toys to play with. So I'm dumping you. I look forward to seeing how hard you'll beg for me to not break up with you. And maybe I'll stay on some...conditions.