...if you were asking for it. Your stupid boner led you to me despite your marriage. I wasn't looking for you, you were looking for ME. Sit down, love. I have a surprise for you. I met with your lovely wife and told her everything about us. She and I are a strong team now, fueled by our disgust for you. You don't deserve us nor do you deserve any happiness again. We're going to ruin you and make your life an eternal hell.

...if you were asking for it. Your stupid boner led you to me despite your marriage. I wasn't looking for you, you were looking for ME. Sit down, love. I have a surprise for you. I met with your lovely wife and told her everything about us. She and I are a strong team now, fueled by our disgust for you. You don't deserve us nor do you deserve any happiness again. We're going to ruin you and make your life an eternal hell.