Aww, it's just so sad, isn't it? The state of your...well, it's not really a dick at all is it. Whatever it is you have there in your pants it's not doing you any favors. I laugh and crack jokes nonstop, can barely instruct you at all between fits of laughter and disgust. Try not to jerk off too hard, your itty bitty thing is barely attached!

Aww, it's just so sad, isn't it? The state of your...well, it's not really a dick at all is it. Whatever it is you have there in your pants it's not doing you any favors. I laugh and crack jokes nonstop, can barely instruct you at all between fits of laughter and disgust. Try not to jerk off too hard, your itty bitty thing is barely attached!