Messy winter weather is quickly arriving, and that means I get quite a lot of use out of My home welcome mat. Wiping my crusty wet dirty galoshes on it prevents tracking mud and dirt into My home. The perfect job for you would be to lay on My porch so I can wipe My dirty boots across your body to clean them, don't you agree?

Messy winter weather is quickly arriving, and that means I get quite a lot of use out of My home welcome mat. Wiping my crusty wet dirty galoshes on it prevents tracking mud and dirt into My home. The perfect job for you would be to lay on My porch so I can wipe My dirty boots across your body to clean them, don't you agree?