I don't like you. I prefer the convenience of a thing that serves its purpose successfully -- failed objects that outlive their usefulness are discarded. You are a thing, not a friend.

I am not "friends" with objects. A lamp is not my friend. My dildo is not my friend. They are tools, as are you. I'll make you into a useful tool for my convenience and pleasure

I don't like you. I prefer the convenience of a thing that serves its purpose successfully -- failed objects that outlive their usefulness are discarded. You are a thing, not a friend.

I am not "friends" with objects. A lamp is not my friend. My dildo is not my friend. They are tools, as are you. I'll make you into a useful tool for my convenience and pleasure