I didn't sign up for a lifetime of disappointing sex. Look at me. I'm in my prime: hot, sexy, virile...and yet. And yet you constantly fail to give me the kind of sex I deserve.

So here's the deal--I will take new lovers whenever I want. I will get the satisfaction I want and deserve whether you like it or not.

I didn't sign up for a lifetime of disappointing sex. Look at me. I'm in my prime: hot, sexy, virile...and yet. And yet you constantly fail to give me the kind of sex I deserve.

So here's the deal--I will take new lovers whenever I want. I will get the satisfaction I want and deserve whether you like it or not.