Face it, you wouldn't even have a job if it weren't for your pathetic addiction to pumping your own hand to Me. There's no way out of this cycle, you're screwed. Too ugly and worthless to ever attract true love so you're stuck here, humping your virgin dick in your dark basement, falling resting with your dick in your hand and waking up to shove more ca$h in My face hoping for a crumb. It's over, bitch. You're a virgin loser for life.