Fuck these shiny rubbery latex balloons! They piss me off and they are going to pay! I can't stand staring at them. They are shiny and weak. Watch as I trash talk them and lay them to rest my my nice round ass. I sit, squeeze and smother them with my g-string clad ass until I hear that delicious pop!.................AVAILABLE IN OTHER FORMATS!! Type the title into the search bar at top for other options!