Look....I've been trying to work through this but I can't take it anymore. YOU'RE BORING! We don't go out anymore, you tell the same stories over and over and I can't even remember the last time you tried anything new in the bedroom! Oh my god, I can't even get through a conversation with you without yawning every 30 seconds! I'm so done with this relationship!

Oh and by the way.....I've been fucking the neighbor

Look....I've been trying to work through this but I can't take it anymore. YOU'RE BORING! We don't go out anymore, you tell the same stories over and over and I can't even remember the last time you tried anything new in the bedroom! Oh my god, I can't even get through a conversation with you without yawning every 30 seconds! I'm so done with this relationship!

Oh and by the way.....I've been fucking the neighbor