Look....I've been trying to work through this but I can't take it anymore. YOU'RE BORING! We don't go out anymore, you tell the same stories over and over and I can't even remember the last time you tried anything new in the bedroom! Oh my god, I can't even get through a conversation with you without yawning every 30 seconds! I'm so done with this relationship!

Oh and by the way.....I've been fucking the neighbor