Honey, we've been dating for awhile now, and I think its time I tell you what REALLY turns me on. Are you ready to hear? Well....I desire REAL men. Men that can toss me around and show me what masculinity truly means. Basically, the complete opposite of you!
Why do you look so shocked?
Did you actually think I was really attracted to you?? Oh you did! Silly silly boy

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